whoredinarygirl:
anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
(via seedy)
teamrocketing:
*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that
follovved:
call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached
(via universexy)
teencry:
i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me
aseaofquotes:
Haruki Murakami, What I Talk About When I Talk About Running
(via aseaofquotes)
turklet:
i currently have a crush on 94 people at the same time
(via picsandquotes)
